Hope you have a great day, sir! Take it easy and don't break your hip!

It's tax day and I gotta pay. It's also the day that the Titanic sunk, Lincoln died and my fantasy teams went into the tank.

It's also the 61st anniversary of Jackie Robinson's debut with the Brooklyn Dodgers.

let's see, it's not your birthday, you look nothing like neo, and you might see 96 with a half century of clean living (which ain't gonna happen).
happy birthday,
love, dna.